The employee record is a large book used by Bummer, which contains records on how many strikes each employee has. Not much is known about what else it is used for. Bummer uses it to remove an employee's strike or strikes in the Strike Cleansing Ceremony for good behavior.
- It has the hotel's logo on it.
- Johnny is the only employee to have a megastrike.
- It is most likely kept in Bummer's office.