The Creepy Cretins are a Gothic rock band from Eastern Europe that consists of three brothers.
- Grommy The Vampire Slayer (only appearance)
- They are the fifth band to appear on the show.
- The Kahuna forgot that he booked them to play at Surfer's Paradise.
- Barry, the tallest and creepiest-looking of the group's three members, appears to be patterned after controversial shock-rocker Marilyn Manson.
- Even though Vlad, Barry and Nosferatu are said to be brothers, they don't look that much alike.
- Vlad appears to be the most popular member of the group.