Reef, Broseph and Johnny surfing during the storm...
... Reef says "This ride's so sweet I'm gonna pee my shorts"...
... Johnny sees the storm above and suggests to the others that they head in...
... Johnny tells them "Those storm clouds look rough"...
... Reef tells Johnny "Storm waves are the best waves" and nothing will get him off...
... Reef is struck by lightning, falling off his board...
... Broseph tells Reef it is time to go, telling him "Time to not die!"...
... Johnny says to Reef "you had to use the bathroom anyway"...
... Reef responds with "Not any more"...
... Broseph and Johnny take their feet out of the water and Broseph says "Thought it felt warmer".
Johnny and Broseph get ready to play a video game.
Reef stares out towards the beach...
... lightning strikes around them...
... some are very close...
... he sees three figures appear...
... they appeared from nowhere...
... he tells the others he has seen something on the beach...
... but they are too busy playing a video game to notice...
... he watches as the figures get closer...
... with each lightning strike they get closer...
... he starts to really freak out...
... after another very close lightning strike...
... they are very close now...
... he is very scared now...
... another lightning strike strikes just beyond the staff house...
... The Kahuna suddenly appears...
... The Kahuna also screams...
Reef tells Johnny and Broseph "There were three weird guys in the rain"...
... "Then boom! They're closer!"...
... Boom! They're closer!...
... Boom! They turned into Kahuna!...
... Broseph tells Reef The Kahuna saves money by having showers in the rain...
... Reef looks at The Kahuna...
... The Kahuna is having a rain shower by the staff house...
... Johnny tells Reef this is real life not some movie...
... lightning continues to light up the sky...
... he tells them to run for their lives and to bring the "X-Station"...
... Johnny tells Broseph "I guess we're playing inside".
Thunderstorm still occurring outside...
... Lo brushes her hair 250 times...
... then puts on face cream...
... followed by replenishing cream...
... she rubs in the cream in the same way, first on the left then on the right...
... Fin chucks a pillow at Lo...
... she tells Lo to prepare for bed with the lights out...
... Emma tells her to do it with a little less narration...
... Lo tells them "fine!" as she turns off the light...
... "If it'll stop you guys from whining!".
Lightning lights up the darkened room.
Lo goes to close the window when a seagull flies into the room...
... the Seagull attacks her under the cover of darkness...
... Emma thought she heard something, but Fin tells her she didn't hear anything.
Reef Yawns and stretches...
... Broseph and Johnny look tired.
Emma asks Broseph, Johnny and Reef if they saw Lo last night...
... Johnny has not seen Lo as they were too busy protecting Reef...
... Johnny: "busy protecting Captain Hairliner here from crazy maniacs"...
... Reef states "For the record, I was completely under the cover"...
... "so technically no crazy maniacs could get me"...
... Fin tells them Lo did not sleep in her bed...
... they don't know where she went...
... Lo arrives covered in stuff...
... Fin asks her if that is a fry in her hair...
... Lo tells them "I must have slept outside"...
... "Ew! Like a hobo!"...
... she then eats the fry.
Bummer announces three VIP guests from eastern Europe arrived last night...
... and that they are a "little quirky"...
... Reef whispers to Broseph and Johnny "Can't be quirkier than the weirdoes on the beach"...
... Bummer reads out the requests made by the VIPs...
... Reef ask "No mirrors? How will I practice my 'Hello there' face?"...
... he opens his locker door...
... and says "hello there" to his reflection.
Johnny asks Bummer who the VIPs are...
... Bummer tells him "Rich. That's all you need to know"...
... he tells them the VIPs also need someone to be their manservant...
... he asks if there are any volunteers...
... they all scatter leaving only Broseph asleep on the bench...
... he sees that Broseph has "volunteered"...
... and tells Broseph to see him about him being the VIPs manservant at sundown, but Broseph is still sleeping.
Reef: "Three new guests? Three weird guys on the beach? That can't be just a coincidence"...
... Emma is taking a meal up to VIP guests...
... she lists food items that the VIP guests do not like, which all contain garlic...
... Johnny asks her "what do they eat?"...
... she tells them what they ordered - "Blood pudding, blood sausage, blood oranges and I don't know what that is, but it's [the drink] red ".
Johnny asks Reef if he knows who the VIPs are...
... Reef says "picky eaters"...
... Johnny tells him they are Vampires...
... Reef does not believe him...
... Johnny tells him to not be late for the VIPs surfing lesson "at night"...
Sonny admits he is afraid of Vampires...
... he thinks they creep around at night with their sharp pointy teeth looking to bite fish...
... Buster asks him "Really?"...
... Sonny sees Busters sharp pointy teeth...
... then swims and hides from Buster...
... Buster thinks it was his breath that scared him away.
Night time on the main beach.
Reef is waiting to start his surf lesson with the VIP guests...
... after impatiently waiting for twenty minutes...
... he decides to leave...
... but the VIP guests suddenly show up...
... Vlad introduces Nosferatu, Barry and himself to Reef.
Broseph tells Reef to "take care of my boys!"...
... Reef sees Broseph is acting different...
... he tells Reef he is working...
... Reef is surprised that Broseph is working...
... Broseph fluffs the pillows...
... Reef talks to the VIP guests "let's get on the water so I can be alone with you guys. Where no one can hear me scream".
The moonlight lights up the sea.
Reef tells them first thing they will work on is getting up...
... he tells them it will take years of practice to do moves like this...
... he looks back at the VIPs and is surprised to see what they are doing...
... they are copying the move he showed off...
... Reef watches them fly past above him...
... they land on the beach with their boards behind them...
... Reef: "Whoa! Full on synchronized freak show"...
... Vlad tells him to teach them more, but first they wish to catch some moon rays.
They relax and catch moon rays...
... Broseph hands Barry, ...
Broseph thinks the VIP guests are "Totally sick".
Vlad calls for Broseph to put sunscreen on him...
... he starts to put some on him...
... Reef tells himself "I don't know what's freakier. These dudes, or Bro actually doing work".
Sonny can't sleep due to fear of vampires everywhere...
... Buster tells him he will protect him...
... Buster gets him a night light and claps to turn it on...
... the light turns on...
... it comes from an Anglerfish...
... Buster claps to turn the light off. The Anglerfish looks a little upset.
Reef arrives back at the staff house...
... Johnny asks him if his Vampires were scary...
... he tells Johnny the VIPs "are not right"...
... and "Broseph is weird too".
Johnny tells Reef he did not think Broseph knew what a towel was.
They go to walk inside...
... and scream when they see the VIPs...
... Fin asks Johnny if he has been scaring Reef by telling him ghost stories again...
... she and Emma notice the VIPs are there...
... Fin tells Emma "It's those weird dudes"...
... Vlad changes his eye colour...
... they appear to fall into a trance. Emma says "Those totally CUTE weird dudes!"...
... Vlad introduces himself to them...
... Fin tells Vlad "big pleasures to meet you too"...
... he introduces his brothers to them...
... Fin tells him that Vlad "is such a cool name"...
... his brothers become a little upset that Emma and Fin only want Vlad...
... Emma: "I was going to say that"...
They proceed to take him into the Staff House...
... but something in there concerns him...
... and tells them "I'm so sorry. We must go".
Emma and Fin watch Vlad leave...
... Vlad, Nosferatu and Barry leave in a floating sort of way...
... Johnny tells Reef "That was super-weird"...
... Emma says "Yeah! Super-weirdly handsome!"...
... Fin and Emma think about Vlad...
... Fin says "Vlad is so cute and brooding".
Reef tells Johnny the VIPs are "Total vampires! And they're using their vampire voodoo on our girls"...
... Johnny tells him to stay calm...
... and he should "go to the kitchen and make some garlic smoothies and possibly a garlic sweater"...
... Reef asks him if he has "anything in a garlic hoodie".
Emma and Fin can't get over Vlad...
... Fin: "Wow. Vlad is so rad"...
... Emma: "Vlad IS rad"...
... Fin tells Emma she is "trade-marking that line, so don't use it"...
... she is surprised Fin told her to not call Vlad Rad...
... she is not too happy over what Fin said.
Fin: "Hope Lo's feeling better", Emma: "I'm sure she's fine"...
... they open the door...
... and are surprised at what they see...
... Lo is building a nest from clothes and other items...
... she places an item onto her nest...
... then she sees Emma and Fin and squawks at them...
... Fin: "Yep, totally fine".
Johnny tells Reef "We need answers. Are these guys vampires or not?"...
... Reef tells Johnny "If not, how did they hypnotise the girls?"...
... Johnny: "Why couldn't they enter the staff house"...
... Reef: "How did they learn to surf so fast?"...
... "And almost, but not quite, as well as me"...
they arrive at the VIPs Room...
... Johnny starts to reach to open the door to room 522...
... he reaches for the door handle...
... but hears the 'ding' of the elevator arriving on the floor...
... they take cover behind a house keeping trolley...
... Broseph arrives with three red drinks.
Reef and Johnny watches Broseph carry the drinks to the VIPs room...
... Reef thinks the red drinks were of blood...
... Reef: "That was blood! That was blood!"...
... Broseph leaves the room.
Reef and Johnny sneek into the VIPs room...
... Reef: "Nobody stares for an inappropriately long time at the girls but me"...
... Johnny: "And you really do it too" Reef: "I practice"...
... they notice something in the room...
... something that scares them...
... they see three coffins...
... Johnny takes some photos...
... and tells Reef they now have proof, but Reef is not there.
Reef is scared and runs away when he sees the coffins...
... he trips over the house keeping trolley, ...
... crashes into Wipeout, ...
... a stack of luggage, ...
... cages containing chickens...
... crashes into the children's balloons...
... causing them to fly around and chase the children away.
Reef finally falls down the stairs...
... all the way down to the lobby...
... where he continues to run away.
Emma and Fin are eating pizza...
... Reef tells them to "Hold onto your holsters"...
... they both tell Emma and Fin they have proof that Vlad and his brothers are Vampires...
... they listen to Reef and Johnny...
... but they do not believe them...
... he goes to show them the photographic evidence...
... Fin looks at the evidence...
... and sees something that scares her...
... Emma tells Fin she is scared...
... he tells them to not panic as he has it all under control...
... until he realizes it is a photo of him...
... (Photo of Reef posing for the camera).
Fin takes the camera from Reef to look at the photos...
... Reef's camera has a photo of Broseph being pranked...
... Johnny tells them the photo of Broseph being pranked was a good one...
... they see a photo that surprises them...
... (Photo of Fin relaxing)...
... Reef takes the camera from Fin and says someone else must have taken that photo on his camera...
... Fin looks at the Vampire pictures and tells Reef "You can't see anything!"...
... photo of Johnny's finger covering most of the picture...
... Johnny: "That proves it. Everyone knows you can't take photos of vampires"...
... Fin: "Or maybe it's a thumb in front of the camera lens"...
... "Mr Always Puts His Thumb In Front Of The Camera Lens!"...
... Johnny looks a bit disipointed.
Lo walks into the kitchen area of the Staff house.
Reef tells Fin and Emma even if they are not going to help he and Johnny are going to get the "Vampires"...
... Reef: "it's time for those children of the night to say goodnight"...
... Fin tells Reef to not bother Vlad because she has "a date with him"...
... "while Emma goes out with one of his brothers"...
... Emma agrees with Fin, but...
... Emma: "Except I'm with Vlad"...
... "and Fin's with the less-cute brothers".
... she sees one slice of pizza left...
Reef: "A date with those monsters? Are you nuts?"...
... Fin: "We're nuts?"...
... "You're the ones pretending our dates are vampires"...
... Emma tells Reef "Pretty weak, guys" as they walk away...
... Johnny tells Emma and Fin "Just because we're jealous doesn't mean we're wrong".
Lo picks up the slice of pizza...
... and starts to eat it, ...
... without using her hands ...
Johnny and Reef ask Broseph to help them slay the Vampires...
... Broseph tells them Vlad and his brothers would not harm a fly...
... he then pulls out a hammer from his hair...
... and breaks the mirror...
... Reef and Johnny were not expecting that...
... Johnny asks why he did that: "Ah, dude?"...
... Broseph tells them "My boys don't like mirrors"...
... "They're self conscious"...
... Reef tells Broseph "Or they don't like mirrors because they are vampires!"...
... Broseph thinks they are joking...
... Johnny thinks Vlad and his brothers have "totally made Broseph their slave"...
... Johnny does not like it when Reef calls Broseph his "best bro in the whole hotel!".
Broseph breaks another mirror that he forgot.
Emma and Fin out surfing with Vlad, Barry and Nosferatu...
...Vlad tells them they also liked that vampire movie with the actor with the messy hair...
...Fin asks Vlad "what time are we going to the theatre?"...
...Emma tells Fin "you are looking really tired" and pushes her towards Nosferatu and Barry...
...and tells her "Why don't you let Nosferatu walk you home?"...
... she paddles back towards Emma and Vlad, leaving Barry and Nosferatu alone...
... she starts to tell Emma "if anyone needs her beauty sleep, it's..."...
... but Vlad cuts Fin off...
... and tells them they will both be his guests at the theatre...
... they happily sigh, ...
... but do not appear to want to share Vlad.
Reef says "Time to expose these vamps for what they are"...
... they get ready to fire garlic 'grenades' at Vlad and his brothers...
... Johnny's throw does not make if very far...
... Reef laughs at him and tells him "Nice throw, dude"...
... Reef's garlic 'grenade' hits Emma...
... causing her to fall off her board...
... they look at each other and flee.
They arrive back at shore...
... Johnny wonders what girls see in Vampires, Reef tells Johnny they are hot...
... then corrects himself and says "Well, I'm hot"...
... they prepare to throw more garlic at Vlad and his brothers...
... and fights with the seagull...
... which scares Reef and Johnny...
... they are fighting over leftover food.
Johnny sees something on her neck...
... two bite marks on her neck...
... Johnny says "We've got to get her to a doctor or maybe a voodoo guy"...
... Reef has fainted after seeing Lo...
Lo scares Johnny and he runs away.
Johnny makes a run for it to the Staff house...
... and closes the door to prevent anything else getting in...
... he feels a thud on the other side of the door...
... and tells the monster to go away "I am not food!"...
... Reef tells Johnny to let him in, but he does not trust it is Reef...
... he realises it is Reef when he says "At least let me get my hair products".
Johnny tells Reef "Those vampires are too powerful. We can't stop them alone"...
... Reef tells him "We have to find someone to help us"...
... Johnny finds "Vampinators", "local vampire exterminator experts" online...
... and sends them an email...
... the Vampire hunter knocks on the door...
... and Reef lets him in...
... the Vampire hunter is the Kahuna...
... Johnny did not know that the Kahuna was a Vampire hunter.
The Kahuna tells Reef and Johnny it is a bummer they have Vampire problems...
... Reef asks him "since when are you a vampire expert?"...
... The Kahuna tells him "Since I rented Surf Vampires III"...
... "So scary. I couldn't sleep all week"...
... he shows them his "serious anti-vampire kit"...
... and tips the contents onto the seat...
... it contains stakes, garlic and holy water.
Reef picks up a stake and sees that it bends...
... he pokes Johnny with a stake while he asks Kahuna why his stakes are "all bendy and stuff?"...
... The Kahuna tells him they are made out of foam because "the wood ones gave me splinters"...
... he asks them "so where are the vamps at?"
Johnny tells the Kahuna "they said they were taking the girls to the theatre so..."...
...he tells Reef to stop poking him.
The Kahuna tells them there is no movie playing at the theatre tonight.
Johnny realizes Vlad and his brothers are leading the girls into a "vampire trap!"...
... The Kahuna tells Reef and Johnny there is not a moment to lose...
... but it starts raining...
... Kahuna: "Hey! Free shower time!"...
... he runs out of the bus...
... and has a rain shower, humming the same tune as his last shower...
... Reef and Johnny watch him.
They all try to squeeze into the same small window while trying to enter the movie theatre...
... and fall through the window.
They get up after falling from the window...
... and scream when Broseph surprises them saying "What's up, guys?".
Broseph is also in the movie theatre basement...
... Reef tells him to get out of the way, "Your masters have a date with three foam stakes"...
... Johnny tells them the foam stakes might not do much...
... but Broseph will not let them pass...
... he tells them to chill...
... and he tells them to have a "nice, refreshing beverage", then drinks his drink...
... his drink looks like blood...
... Reef says "Dude, he's totally one of them!".
Broseph says "Vlad is rad!".
Reef says Broseph is coming for them, and they must do something...
... so he grabs the Kahuna to throw him at Broseph...
... he knocks over Broseph, ...
... allowing them to pass, Johnny says "We'll come back for you, ... assuming there's anything left to come back for".
They make it out if the basement...
... and hear the girls scream...
... they see Vlad and decide to attack...
... Vlad, Barry and Nosferatu standing on the stage...
... Reef and Johnny attack Vlad, Nosferatu and Barry...
... Reef says "Die You blood suckers!", causing Nosferatu to cry...
... Johnny tells him "I think we made Nosferatu cry"...
... Reef says "Wow! These are really wus vampires!".
Emma yells at Reef and Johnny "Uh! What are you guys doing?"...
... she pushes them off Vlad, Nosferatu and Barry...
... causing them to fly backwards.
Reef tells Emma "But they were gonna bite you guys!"...
..."They already bit Lo and Broseph too!".
Broseph arrives on the stage...
... Reef: "I just fist-bumped the undead".
... there are many people in the theatre.
The Kahuna says "Man, I totally forgot. I booked the place out for some eastern European Goth boy band for a concert"...
... and points out to Reef and Johnny Vlad, Barry and Nosferatu are the boy band.
Johnny realises the audience are Fans of the Creepy Cretins...
... the fans cheer and clap...
... Broseph tries to apologise for Reef's and Johnny's actions towards them...
... he adds "They're kind of, you know..."...
... Fin finishes his sentence with "Dumb?".
Reef and Johnny ask why Vlad and his brothers sleep in coffins, why they only come out at night and would not go into the Staff house...
... Reef also asks Vlad "What about the swirly eyes when you talked to the girls"...
... Vlad shows Reef and Johnny his red "swirly eyes"...
... Reef says "We're being vampired!"...
... Vlad takes a contact lens from his eye...
... Johnny says "Oh! Contacts? Cool!".
Vlad begins to answer Reef and Johnny's other questions...
... he tells them their band is called The Creepy Cretins, ...
... they were very jet-lagged when they arrived so they slept all day and only came out during the night, ...
... their coffins are "hyperbaric chambers that keep our complexions clear and re-oxygenate bodies" and ...
... that Nosferatu snores.
Vlad tells them the reason they did not enter the staff house was because it was very messy.
They don't like garlic because it gives Barry gas...
... Barry places his hand over his mouth when Vlad says Barry is allergic to garlic.
Broseph tells Reef the red drink is a "Tomato and red pepper smoothie!"...
... Vlad says it is "Very popular in Goth community where we from"...
... it is "Tasty, looks scary, plus high in vitamin C and E".
Reef asks Broseph why he was working...
... Broseph tells him "I've dug the The Creepy Cretins since way back"...
... "I even have a poster of them - well, of Vlad"...
... Barry and Nosferatu don't seem to be as popular as their brother Vlad.
Broseph tells Reef and Johnny "They came to do a secret show and I couldn't tell you guys because..."...
... Fin finishes Broseph's sentence "You totally can't keep a secret".
Reef says "I guess that explains pretty much everything".
Lo arrives on the stage, knocking the Kahuna over...
... Johnny says "Except that", pointing to Lo...
... Lo is eating The Kahuna's popcorn...
... Johnny asks "What's up with Lo" and...
... "why does she have vampire bites?"...
... The Kahuna tells him she does not have Vampire bites, she has "advanced seagull-atitis"...
... which he has seen before...
... he tells them that an infected seagull must have pecked her...
... leaving her with the two bite marks...
... he tells them "she probably started making weird sounds and scavenging for food, namely French fries. Then she'd grow her semiplume feathers, mostly for show"...
... he tells them it is "Nasty stuff, but it should pass through her system soon"..
... Lo runs across the stage squawking leaving some of her feathers behind her...
... Fin asks the Kahuna "By pass through her, you mean she'll be better?"...
... he tells her "Um, not really".
They see what the Kahuna meant.
Reef and Johnny apologize for accusing Vlad and his brothers of being Vampires...
... Vlad tells them they are working on a new surf song, "Perhaps you groms help us play, yes?"...
... they cheer when Vlad asks them if they want to help them play.
The groms participate in The Creepy Cretins new song...
... Vlad is the lead singer, ...
... Reef is on the Drums, ...
... Barry plays a guitar, ...
... Johnny is on the keyboard, ...
... Emma, a clean and better Lo and Fin are dancers and...
... Nosferatu and Broseph are also on the guitar.
The surfing Vampire turns into bats.
Silhouette of Vlad singing.
Closeup of Vlad's contact lens.
Emma, Fin and Lo are dancing to the song.
In the song, Nosferatu eats Vlad.
Everyone on the stage playing the song.
"Vampires surf at night"...
... Vlad survives the wave crashing over the top of them.
Vlad is absorbed by the light.
The crowd cheers at the end of the song.
Reef and Johnny clean up Lo's seagull droppings as Bummer's punishment for almost slaying some VIP guests...
... Reef tells Johnny "all we did was almost slay some VIP guests".
Vlad, Nosferatu and Barry prepare to leave.
... Vlad tells them to visit him in his country...
... Fin tells him "Of course I will"...
... Emma tells her he was talking to her...
... they hear the whalebus horn...
... Vlad waves to them...
... and they wave back to Vlad as he leaves in the whalebus...
... Fin says Vlad is rad...
... Emma asks her if he just bit them...
... and panic that Vlad may be a Vampire.