WHAT IS GOING ON AT MY HOTEL?!!
A promo video shows Broseph surfing...
... running on Emma's laptop...
Emma answers her phone...
... "Hey. Hold on - this is my favourite part"...
... her favourite part...
... up to where the camera pans along the pier...
... she says "And I'm going to be there tomorrow!"...
... she continues to pack.
A seagull eats the remains of leftover food...
... until Reef drops his bag onto it.
Reef talks to his friend on the phone, tells him "Whoa, dude! I'm here! I'm here!"...
... "How are things with you down at the Dairy Princess?"...
... his friend tells him "So lame. How are the waves?"...
... Reef tells him "Aw, double-overhead, man. You should be here, you dorkwad!"...
... he teases a seagull while his friend tells him "Yeah, yeah. I have summer school, remember?"...
... Reef asks "Oh...are they making you wear that cheesy striped shirt and hat?", with his friend answering "Yeah"...
... the seagull squawks at Reef...
... Reef tells him "Nice! I'll email you a picture of my tan next week. Oh, man! This guy just caught the sickest ride, dude!".
Fin takes some photos of Ripper...
... including close shots...
... before sending them off to her sister...
... "Did you get those? It's totally going off."...
... "OK - Gromfest starts in 12 weeks and three days, and I am so going to make it"...
... her sister tells her "You're gonna dominate!"...
... Fin tells her "Thanks. And until then, I get paid to hang at a beach and give surf lessons to some cheesy tourists".
A tourist drops his ice cream...
... then picks up and continues to eat his ice cream...
Emma says "It's just like the movie!"...
... "Thanks for letting me come, Mum".
The pier at Surfers Beach.
Reef tells his friend on the phone "Have fun scooping cones all summer, you nerd-bag! Smell you later".
Reef hears the whale bus horn, "What the heck is that?".
The whale bus pulls up at the end of the pier...
... and sprays water from the roof.
Fin tells her sister "Hold on - you have to see this"...
... "The lamest tour bus just pulled up"...
... she prepares to take some photos using her phone.
Wipeout squeezes through the door...
... with the help of Kahuna...
... the Kahuna says "Yo, dudes! All aboard for Surfer's Paradise Resort"...
... watching Wipeout dance.
Their reaction to seeing the bus...
... Fin says "Oh, my gosh. I think that's my bus!".
Wipeout talks to Unknown Female Surfer "You know what? There's room in here for two"...
... she is not impressed...
... the whalebus takes off without him...
... he tries to catchup...
... but he is too slow...
... Reef look out of the window, watching Wipeout trying to catch up to the bus...
... Fin asks the Kahuna "Aren't you forgetting someone?" Kahuna tells her "Nope!"...
A pizza spins on a turntable...
... surrounded by many pizza boxes...
... Ty enters the penthouse...
... Ty tells her "It's amazing... ..I leave for one day, and you manage to trash the place"...
... the blinds start to open, filling the room with light...
... Lo says "It's too bright"...
... pulling the blanket over her head.
Lo tells Ty "It was just a little party"...
... Ty sees the mess her party made...
... she tells him "It'll all be cleaned up by the time they get home"...
... Ty tells her "I think you better see this"...
... she asks him "What?"...
... she watches the TV, ...
... a news article about her party...
... the news reporter says "... Luxury Hotel was turned upside down last night, at what has been described as an end-of-the-school-year party gone wrong"...
... she says "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no"...
... she answers it "Can't talk right now" as the other person says "That party was-"...
... Lo asks Ty "Is there any chance Daddy won't discover this?"...
... he tells her "What do you think?"...
... she eats a slice of pizza.
The Kahuna introduces himself "What's up, summer staff? I'm The Kahuna. I drive the shuttle for the hotel,"...
... "so any time you need to get to town, just look for me - just look for The Kahuna"...
... "So...you groms here for the surf?"...
... Reef tells him "Definitely!"...
... Fin asks "Is it as epic as they say it is?"...
... Kahuna tells them "Best in the country. Double-overhead most days. Hope you're ready to get worked"...
... Reef says "Oh, man! I am so stoked - so stoked! Woo-hoo!"...
... "Hello, Sunset Beach!"...
... "Oh - sorry about that, dude"...
... "Hey, I think it might be raining"...
... Emma and Fin laugh at Reef, Fin tells him "That's not rain"...
... Kahuna also laughs at Reef...
... The seagull looks back and squawks at Reef.
... Lo grabs the phone, telling Ty "No! Please - don't answer it"...
... he tells her "You have to face him sometime"...
... Mr. Ridgemount starts talking "What is going on at my hotel?!"...
... Lo tells him "Nothing, Daddy. I just had a few friends over - no biggie"...
... he tells her "Well, the news report said over 100 teenagers were running wild, and disturbing the guests"...
... she says "No. Daddy, you know how the camera adds 10 pounds? Well, it also adds 10 teens for, like, every one that was, like, actually there"...
... Lo's Jeep floats in the pool...
... Lo says "Is that my Jeep?"...
... Mr. Ridgemount says "When I get home, we're going to have a serious talk, and you can kiss your summer vacation good-"...
... the phone explodes before he can finish.
Ty tells Lo "I think your party days are over"...
... Lo tells him "Please. Rosie will help me clean up the condo,"...
... "and by the time they get home, everything will be perfect"...
... Lo hears a siren from the news report about her party...
... Ty asks "The RCMP was here?"...
... she says "They were? Ooh, he's cute!"...
... "Hey, I was watching that!" when Ty turns off the TV.
Ty asks Lo "Who's going to clean the rest of the hotel?"...
... "Replace the chairs? Have you seen the hot tub?"...
... Lo tells him "Um, that's what the rest of the staff is for"...
... "I'm already on it"...
... Emma look out of the Whalebus window.
The bus stops, waking up Broseph...
... his hair bounces back into shape after getting wet.
Fin, Emma and Reef look at the main entrance to the hotel...
... before they see Broseph...
... the Kahuna tells Broseph "Dude, wake up - you gotta punch in in 10 minutes"...
... "You don't wanna get canned on your first day, do ya?".
Broseph asks "What time is it?"...
... Reef answers "Almost 12"...
... Broseph says "Oh, man. I slept in"...
... he sees Fin and Emma...
... "Girls that I don't know, wassup!"...
... Fin asks him "Rough night?", he says "No doubt"...
... Fin and Emma walk into the lobby of the hotel...
... the Kahuna says "Good luck, dudes!"...
... Wipeout makes it to the hotel as the Kahuna leaves in the Whalebus.
They step into the hotel lobby...
... Fin says "Oh...my...gosh" as she sees what the hotel looks like on the inside...
... the Wipeout fountain and...
... the Wipeout banners that hang from the ceiling.
Sonny says "Well, well, well. Looks like fresh bait, huh? Time to get into character"...
... Buster gets into character, Sonny says "OK, wise guy - don't pop a gill".
A diamond encrusted surfboard on display at the gift shop...
... Emma says "Wow! I've never seen a board with diamonds in it before"...
... Fin tells her "OK, that is so Fancy Feast"...
... she copies Fin "Oh, yeah...totally Fancy Feast-y"...
... Buster tries to eat Emma but hits the glass...
... Sonny tells Buster "Watch out for the glass, shrimp-for-brains!".
Emma says "For a fancy hotel, it's not very clean"...
... Martha tells them "We haven't gotten to the outside yet"...
... they see the outside of the hotel...
... Fin says "Whoa! What a mess!"...
... Emma says "Is that a Jeep in the pool?"...
... Broseph tells them "Well, that's from the party last night. It was so sick!"...
... Reef says "Oh, man! I like this place already!"...
... Fin tells them "I'm gonna check the surf report"...
... Emma asks Reef "Should we be checking in with someone?"...
... he says "Yeah - I gotta dump my bags, so I can hit the beach".
Mr. Marvin complains about listening to Lo's party "We were up all night with that horrible racket!"...
... Johnny tells him "I know, sir. I'm sorry"...
... he tells Johnny "I demand to speak to a manager!"...
... Johnny tells him "Right away, sir", then speaking into a two-way radio "(We have a code red at the front desk. Repeat, code red.)"...
... he tells Mr. Marvin "It'll just be a minute".
Johnny greets Emma and Reef "Welcome to Surfer's Paradise - we are surfing"...
... Reef asks "We are surfing?"...
... Johnny tells Reef "Yeah. We are...surfing. I have to say it"...
... Emma tells Johnny "We're the new summer staff. I'm Emma"...
... Fin tells Johnny "Hey. I'm Fin, and that's Reef"...
... Johnny tells them "Oh, what's up? I'm Johnny. I work the front desk - concierge. So, what do you think?"...
... Emma tells Johnny "Um... ..it's a little different than I thought it would be, actually"...
... Fin adds "Yeah - it stinks. It's all fake"...
... Johnny says "Ooh...you must have seen last year's brochure"...
... "Yeah - last fall, corporate decided to make all the hotels "themed" hotels,"...
... "and, voila! Every true surfer's worst nightmare".
Johnny sees Broseph and tells him "Dude! What did I tell you about taking sink-showers in the lobby bathroom?"...
... Broseph says "Uh...don't?"...
... Johnny asks him "Right. So what are you doin' here anyway?"...
... Broseph tells him "I'm the new bellhop man!"...
... Johnny says "Jump back - you're working here? What about the surf shop?"...
... Broseph says "Needed a change of scenery. Sick party last night"...
... Broseph jumps onto a seat.
Reef asks Johnny "Who threw this shindig, man?"...
... Johnny tells them "The owner's daughter, Lo"...
... Broseph adds "If her dad finds out, it's tickets, dude".
Bummer talks on the phone "Right, yes - golf carts need repainting, chairs repaired, and the pool needs to be cleaned. Oh, absolutely no problem..."
Johnny tells Bummer "Ah, sir, this is Mr and Mrs Marvin"...
... Bummer says "What a charming family!"...
... "I understand the party last night may have been a little loud. Why don't I take 20% off your total bill?"...
... Mr. Marvin tells Bummer "Make it 30", Bummer says "Done"...
... he adds "And just to show how much we value your patronage, I'm gonna throw in free surf lessons for the whole family"...
... Mr. Marvin says "Hey! Hear that, kids? Who wants to go surfing?"...
... Mark and Todd say "We hate surfing! We want souvenirs!"...
... Bummer says "You are a lucky man, Mr Marvin. Please, enjoy the hotel".
Fin says "What a bunch of kooks"...
... Emma asks "What's a "kook?"", Fin tells her "Like a tourist, or a wannabe"...
... Bummer greets them "Welcome, hi! Just checking in, I see. Excellent"...
... "I'm Andrew Baumer, day manager of the hotel. If I can do anything to make your stay more comfortable, let me know. A little sparkling water, perhaps?"...
... Reef tells him "A cold can of pop would be sweet right now - thanks, man!"...
... Johnny tells Bummer "Um, sir - they're not guests"...
... Fin tells him "We're the new summer staff"...
... Broseph says "Wassup?"...
... Bummer tells them "Then why are you standing in the lobby?"...
... he asks Johnny "Why are they standing in the lobby?"...
... Bummer tells Broseph "And you - get off the couch! We just had those cleaned!", Broseph tells Bummer "Cool, bro. It's cool"...
... Emma tells Bummer "We just got here. I'm Emma-"...
... Bummer says "Yeah, yeah. No time for details. Follow me. You, too. I need every hand I can get", Johnny tells Bummer "Yes, sir".
Bummer shows them to the locker room "You can leave your bags here"...
... he tells Martha "Hey, you! You got time to lean, you got time to clean. Come on!"...
... she ignores what he tells her...
... Emma tells Reef "Maybe we're getting a tour!"...
... Reef says "Sick parties...awesome surfing... I love this place!"...
... "OK - not loving it so much anymore"...
... they have been made to clean the pool.
Broseph says "Dude, this bites"...
... Johnny tells him "That's resort life for ya"...
... Fin asks Johnny "What do you mean?"...
... he tells her "Well, usually we get the afternoon to surf. Then some kid has a diaper malfunction in the pool,"...
... "and, bam! We're on scrubbing duty"...
... Bummer tells them "OK, people, listen up. Do I need to remind you what will happen if Mr Ridgemount returns and sees this?"...
... "My career? Finished! Which means all of you will be fired! Comprendez-vous?"...
... they nod their heads in agreement.
Bummer gives them a list of things to do to...
... Johnny tries to catch the list...
... Martha asks Bummer "Do you know how to get ketchup out of carpeting?"...
... he says "I hate my life".
Emma asks "So, where are you guys working, anyway? I'm in the dining room"...
... Johnny tells her "DR - nice. Decent tip potential"...
... Reef says "You are looking at the head of watersports and surf instruction"...
... Fin says "What?! That's my job!"...
... he asks her "Uh...is your name Reef?"...
... she answers his question with "No"...
... he tells her "Then it's not your job. I got this in the mail last week"...
... she takes his letter to read it...
... "OK, there has to be a mistake"...
... she hands Reef's letter to Johnny saying "They said it was practically guaranteed!"...
... Johnny tells her "Looks legit. They do this all the time, move staff around. You'll get used to it"...
... she says "That is so unfair! So what am I supposed to do?"...
... Johnny checks Fin's position with Bummer "Well, let me check. Hey, boss. Just checking an employee posting for Fin McCloud"...
... Bummer says "'Yeah, hold on. Fin McCloud... ..that's housekeeping"...
... Fin says "A maid?! Oh, no, oh, no. I don't even clean my own room"...
... Emma tells her "Wait! Maybe it won't be that bad"...
... Reef tells Fin "Cheer up. I'll even give you some free surf lessons"...
... Fin asks him "Do you know who I am?"...
... he tells her "Uh, yeah - you're the new maid"...
... she tells him "I'm a three-time junior international champion"...
... "I'm ranked number 56 in the world"...
... Reef tells her "Yeah - in the girls' category"...
... Johnny says "Oh, no, he didn't"...
... Fin tells Reef "Really? Well, I won't be surfing the girls' category at Gromfest this year -"...
... "so if you're man enough to enter, I'll be happy to show you how much butt a girl can kick"...
... Reef tells her "Bring it on, Betty!"...
... she tells him "Oh, I will! And don't call me Betty, kook!".
Johnny says "OK, OK - I think we're done here. Come on. We have new deckchairs to put together"...
... Emma asks "What happened to the old ones?"...
... he tells her "They had a huge bonfire on the beach last night and ran out of firewood"...
... Broseph adds "Those were some tasty weenies!"...
... Reef says "Darn it! Why couldn't we have arrived yesterday? I love weenies!"...
... Fin tells Reef "You're such a kook!".
Ripper surfs while everyone else cleans up the hotel...
... Emma watches him "Wow! That was so amazing! He ripped one off"...
... Fin tells her "I think you mean 'ripped it up.'"...
... she tells Fin "Yeah - that".
They assemble a deckchair...
... Reef asks Johnny "Hey. You think that girl Fin's into me?"...
... she does not look happy...
... Johnny tells Reef "She's definitely not into you, bro"...
... "This is not the look of a girl who is into you"...
... Reef tells him "Maybe you're right".
Broseph causes the back two legs to collapse when he jumps onto it...
... Broseph makes a peace offering to Johnny.
Lo tells Ty "See? The chairs are taken care of"...
... he asks her "And the hot tub?", she says "Oh, right - bubbles"...
... she calls up Bummer "Hi, Andy. We really need to get on those bubbles in the hot tub. Thanks"...
... she tells Ty "See? All taken care of"...
... Lo hears Bummer say "if I had a week!"...
... Lo asks Ty "do you know how to get a Jeep out of a pool?"...
... Ty tells Lo "That's your problem. I'm going for a surf before the summer staff get signed in"...
... "You know 'summer staff', right? Teens who work for their money"...
... Lo tells him "I work!"...
... "I load the dishwasher, and I totally make my bed. Anyway, Daddy never stays mad at me for very long, so it's a moot point"...
... Lo asks Rosie "You'll help me, Rosie, right? I'll sign you up for a free pedicure at the spa..."
... Rosie asks Lo "Do I look like I need a pedicure?"...
... Rosie says "Oh, alright", Lo says "You're the best, Rosie", Rosie responds with "Yes, yes, I know"...
... Ty tells Lo "Whatever"...
... "You got about six hours. Good luck".