The location of Chillaxland on the hotel beach.
Lo puttin' on an act.
Lo cuddles with her teddy bear.
At the hotel theatre for Stone's performance.
Ty...
... Lance...
and Ripper...
... surf together.
Ripper says "Ah, this is it. The ultimate kick-back spot"...
... "Sweet waves, soft sand, epic view and best of all, rocks shaped like easychairs"...
... "And we shall call it ahhh...Chillax Land"...
... Ty says "Cool"...
... Lance laughs and says "Chillax Land" as Reef arrives...
... Reef says "This place rocks"...
... "Let's call it the Reefdom,"...
... "no? Reeftopia?".
Ripper tells Reef "It's already got a name. Chillax Land"...
... "Population - us, not you"...
... Ty tells him "Sorry, Reef, it's kind of the exclusive property of our surf crew"...
... Reef says "Cool, I'm totally into excluding people. Where do I sign up?"...
... Ripper tells him "You can't"...
... Reef asks "What?! Why not?"...
... Ripper tells him "Because we said so, grom. Now, get"...
... he says "That's how you want it? Fine. I challenge you bums to a surf throw-down"...
... "My crew versus yours"...
... they laugh at Reef...
... Ripper tells him "You had us worried, mate"...
... "Then we remembered you don't have a crew"...
... Reef tells them "Yet! But as soon as I get one, it's on"...
... Ripper tells him "OK. The winners get Chillax Land..."...
... Reef cuts him off saying "Reeftopia?"...
... Ripper continues "..and the losers get to eat fish guts, so bring your appetite"...
... Reef tells him "No, you bring yours"...
... "'Cause you're goin' down, suckers!"...
... he runs into his board...
... they laugh at him again...
... his board falls onto him.
The Groms sit around a fire...
... Emma tells them "I kind of had a boyfriend in Calgary but it didn't work out"...
... "He said I was nice, like a sister nice"...
... Johnny says "Yeah, I know how that feels"...
... Emma tells Johnny "Oh, thanks, Johnny. You're so nice"...
... "Like a brother, you know"...
... Fin tells them "My last boyfriend was all touchy-feely,"...
... "an octopus with fingers"...
... Lo says "Oh, too bad for you. My guy's awesome"...
... Emma asks her "You have a guy?"...
... Lo tells them "Sure. Stone Seabreeze"...
... Fin asks her "The Stone Seabreeze?"..
... Lo says "Hmm-hmm"...
... Emma says "The famous singer?"...
... Broseph says "The famous surfer?"..
... Johnny says "The famous singer-surfer?"
... Lo says "So, you've heard of him?", Fin says "Seriously, you and Stone Seabreeze?"...
... Lo says "Seriously. When have I ever lied to you guys?"...
... "He's a total sweetie. I met him last year when he stayed at the resort"...
... Johnny asks her "Why have you never told us?"...
... Lo says "We wanna keep it on the down low, you know? Stay out of the tabloids"...
... Emma asks her "What's he like? Is he romantic like his songs?"...
... Fin asks "Is he a killer surfer?", Broseph says "Is he a good kisser?"...
... they all look at him...
... he says "What?"...
... Lo tells them "Yes, yes and yes"...
... "But come on, guys? I don't want to brag about Stoney"...
... "Kind of cheapens our thing, you know?"...
... Emma says "Oh, you call him Stoney"...
... They all say "Awwww!"...
... Lo smiles with all the attention she is getting.
Bummer talks to them "First, the important announcements"...
... "One. Employee breaks will now be timed by the second"...
... "Two. I'm instituting a strict all-buttons-to-be-done-up policy on employee golf shirts"...
... Broseph says "Ah, man"...
... Bummer continues "Three. Talking out of turn is a strike, and that includes grumbling"...
... "And sighing"...
... "That's better. Now, as for the unimportant announcements,"...
... "some guy is coming to play a concert at the hotel. I think his name is Stone Seabreeze"...
Lo sees Stone Seabreeze is coming to the hotel...
... she hears the others talking, Bummer says "Hey, what did I say about talking?"...
... Lo says to herself "You've got to be kidding me?"...
... Emma and Fin jump up and down, Emma asks her "Oh, why didn't you tell us he was coming?"...
... Fin says "Duh! Obviously, he wanted it to be a romantic surprise, right, Lo?"...
... Bummer says "OK, new rule"...
... "All employees will maintain VIP distance from this Seabreeze guy"...
... "No coming within 20 feet of him unless it involves room service"...
... "Now, get to work"...
... Emma says "Don't worry - we won't come within 20 feet of him"...
... Fin says "Not unless we want to be in the middle of a Stone-Lo sandwich"...
... Emma and Fin shriek as they leave the change rooms...
... Bummer says "Hey! Girlie shrieking is talking!".
Broseph pulls some luggage...
... he says "Hey, what gives?" when it stops moving...
... Reef tells him "I do. Good news, Bro"...
... "I've a spot for you on my surf crew"...
... Broseph asks him "Since when did you have a crew?"...
... Reef says "Since I vowed to kick Ripper's butt and take his spot at the beach"...
... Broseph says "Sorry, bro. I don't surf competitively. I do it for fun"...
... Reef tells him "what could be more fun than making other people feel like losers?"...
... "Come on! There are no other good guy surfers"...
... Broseph tells him "So go Betty. Try Fin, she's killing it out there"...
... Reef lets go of the trolley...
... Reef says "Fin, huh?".
Reef tells Fin "I know you're not much of a surfer on account of your girl parts,"...
... "but 'cause I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel, I'll do you a solid, and let you join my surf crew"...
... Fin does not react nicely...
... Reef says "I get it - too thrilled to speak. Not every day such a buff dude lets you join his crew"...
... "Well, You just look pretty, follow my lead and try not wipe out and make us eat chum. Dig?"...
... Fin cracks her knuckles...
... Reef says "Err, you're welcome"...
... she beats him up...
... Reef tells her "You Bettys sure got a funny way of showing gratitude".
Emma tells Lo "We just got the word - Stone Seabreeze is in da house!"...
... Fin tells her "Ah, he's gonna be so stoked to see you"...
... "Get ready for some smooching"...
... Lo says "Ah, did I mention Stone's not a big fan of PDAs?"...
... they see Stone Seabreeze...
... the Tropical Tan Models stand next to Stone Seabreeze, they say "Seabreeze, you're awesome! Oh, my gosh, Seabreeze"...
... Stone says "Cool, thanks, dudes"...
... Emma and Fin look at Lo...
... Lo walks over to Stone...
... and greets him "Hello, Mr Seabreeze,"...
... "I just wanted to welcome you to the hotel"...
... he says "Cool"...
... she hugs him...
... and tells him "It's a traditional BC bear hug"...
... "We give one to all of our guests. Bye!"...
... Stone says "BC bear, what now?"...
... Fin and Emma look at each other.
Fin and Emma catch up to Lo...
... Emma asks "Hey, is everything OK, Lo? Stone didn't seem very affectionate"...
... Fin adds "Yeah. It looked like you picked his pocket or something"...
... Lo tells them "Guys, I told you - we're keeping our relationship on the down low"...
... "The paparazzi are everywhere"...
... Emma says "Oh, right, gotcha"...
... Fin says "Yeah. Total hush-hush"...
... Emma tells Lo "I just wish we could get you some real face-time with Stone"...
... Lo says "All over that. We've got a secret date"...
... "Uh, in town, tonight"...
... Emma says "A secret date! Oh, that is so romantic"...
... Fin tells Lo "Your life is such an adventure"...
... Lo says "Yeah, it is pretty cool, isn't it?".
They see Lo and Stone off for their "secret date"...
... Kahuna gets ready to leave...
... Lo runs to the front of the bus to wave...
... Stone tells her "You know, there are other seats on the bus"...
... she looks around saying "Are there? Oh, right"...
... "Silly me"...
... Stone relaxes after Lo leaves...
... she takes a photo of him.
The whalebus arrives in town...
... Stone walks one way, while Lo walks the other...
... she purchases a Beaver Tail...
... Snack Shack gives her one...
... which she starts to eat.
Lo goes shopping,...
... picks out a necklace...
... and tries it on...
... she then buys it.
Lo visits the Beaver Tail stand again...
... grabbing another Beaver Tail...
... she fishes off the end of the jetty...
... while eating the Beaver Tail...
... she looks at the time...
... and thinks of something else she could do.
Lo tries to get another Beaver Tail...
... Snack Shack reluctantly gives her another one...
... which she grabs...
... she eats it on a bench, ...
... but soon realises she has eaten too many...
... she comes out of the toilet and sees it is time to leave...
... she runs back to the bus as Stone arrives too.
They sit on the bus trip back to the hotel...
... Lo plays with her phone...
... Photoshopping an image of her onto the photo of Stone she took earlier...
... she scales the image of her so it fits into the photo...
... and smiles over her evidence of her and Stone's relationship.
Reef watches Lance, Ripper and Ty in Chillax Land...
... they relax...
... Ty says "So chill. Can't even move"...
... Ripper says "Don't even need to, mate"...
... "It's Bummer again"...
... "Sorry, boss, work and Chillax Land do not mix"...
... he stretches...
... Lance smells Ripper's fart...
... the haze hangs around...
... Reef says "Great, these guys are totally dug in and I'm totally crewless"...
... Wipeout, Johnny and Snack Shack play tether-ball...
... Reef says "Or am I?"...
... "Oh! Gotta hurry before they contaminate the joint"...
... they become entangled.
Lo tells Emma and Fin "You won't believe the awesome date I just had"...
... Emma tells Lo "OK. We've got the PJs, we've got the popcorn"...
... " - now dish!"...
... Fin says "We want to know everything"...
... she eats some popcorn...
... Lo says "We had dinner, a long walk on the beach..."
... Emma asks "Oh, did he say how much he missed you?"...
... she says "Constantly. He even bought me this commitment necklace"...
... "Isn't that sweet?"...
... Emma and Fin "Awww!"...
... Fin asks "Did he sing to you?"...
... Lo says "Yeah. Check out this pic I took"...
... she shows them her Photoshopped photo...
... Emma asks "Is he an awesome kisser?"...
... she says "On a scale of one to ten, with ten being the best,"...
... "I'd say...22"...
... Emma and Fin get really excited.
Staff House at night...
... Emma gets up...
... "Hey! Aww, cute little mouse hanging from the ceiling... ..with wings"...
... "BATS! Oh, my God"...
... the bat flies away.
Emma sees two people kissing...
... "Oh, wow, everyone's getting romantic tonight"...
... "Even..."
"..Stone Seabreeze"...
... "And another girl!".
Emma tells Fin "Stone Seabreeze is a stone-cold cheater. We have to tell Lo"...
... Fin tells her "No way!"...
... "Have you never heard the saying, "Shoot the messenger"?"...
... Emma tells her "Well, if you won't tell her, I will"...
... Fin says "No, Emma Lo is like a china doll, OK? Fragile. And very expensive"...
... Lo sleeps in the bed at the end...
... Emma says "Lo, wake up!"...
... but Fin covers her mouth as she says "I have to..."...
... Lo wakes up.
Emma flips Fin...
... Fin tells Emma "Oh, So you had an octopus-handed boyfriend once too, huh?"...
... Emma tells her "Yep".
Emma tells Lo "Lo! I saw Stone kissing another girl"...
... "He's a cheating dirtbag!"...
... Lo thinks...
... and starts to weep...
... "How could he?"
... "After we had such a romantic date?"...
... Fin adds "And the singing"...
... Emma adds "And the commitment necklace"...
... she continues to weep...
... Emma says "Oh sweetie, is there anything we can do?"...
... Lo says "No. Nothing can mend my...broken heart"...
... Fin asks "Not even chocolate?"...
... Lo says "No"...
... Emma asks "some yummy nachos?"...
... she says "No...
... Fin asks "An ice-cream float?"...
... Lo says "Uh, well..."
"..a vanilla ice-cream float with orange soda might help...a bit"...
... Emma says "For you, anything"...
...Lo says "Mmm. Getting dumped by Stone Seabreeze is even more fun than dating him".
Fin says "Argh! Can you believe that pig?"...
... Emma says "Argh! Rock stars think they can do whatever they want"...
... Fin says "Well, not this time. I say we teach that player a lesson"...
... they high-five...
... Emma says "Yeah, we'll make him wish he'd never heard of Lo Ridgemount".
Lance, Ripper and Ty relax in Chillaxland at night...
... Reef interrupts the peace "Ready to lose your turf?"...
... "'Cause my crew is gonna rock your world"...
... "Prepare to meet your destroyers"...
... Reef's crew line up around him...
... Johnny splits his wetsuit while Snack Shacks shorts fall down...
... Reef places his palm over his face...
... Ripper, Lance and Ty laugh at Reef's crew...
... Ripper says "You gotta be joking?"...
... Reef tells him "Hey! My crew does not like to be laughed at"...
... Snack Shack adds "Yes. We're used to it, but we still don't like it"....
... Ripper tells Reef "Alright, ladies"...
... "Boards at dawn"...
... Reef says "May the best crew win!".
Meanwhile in Stone's room the phone rings...
... he answers the phone "Huh?! Wha...whe...who? Who's that there?"...
... Fin tells him "This is your 2am wake-up call, sir"...
... he tells her "Huh? No, no, I didn't ask for a wake-up call. Somebody messed up"...
... at 3AM Fin rings again "This your 3am wake-up call, sir"...
... and again at 3:30 "This is your 3:30am wake-up call, sir"...
... and again "This is your 3:43am wake-up call, sir"...
... and again at 3:44am "This is your 3:44am wake-up call, sir"...
... Stone smashes the phone against the base unit.
Fin asks Lo "Are you sure you have everything you need?"...
... Lo tells Fin and Emma "Yeah, and it's really sweet of you guys to take my shifts"...
... Emma tells her "Of course. You just stay in bed until your poor, little heart feels better"...
... Lo says "I'll try, but it's so... ..hard"...
... Emma and Fin look at each other as they leave the room...
... Lo looks to see that they have left...
... "I've gotta break up with rock stars more often".
Stone apologises to Tania for being late "I'm sorry I was late. I slept in"...
... "Some idiot was calling me all night"...
... "Tania, sweetie, you're the only girl in my life, I swear"...
... Emma and Fin listen in on Stones conversation with Tania...
... Emma says "Ooh, that dirtbag. He's playing her too!"...
... Fin adds "he ain't seen nothing yet".
Emma gives Stone his meal "Enjoy your breakfast".
he starts to eat...
... but soon realizes something is not right with his breakfast...
... Emma asks Stone "Everything OK here?"...
... Stone tells her "No! What is this?"...
... Emma says "Oh, Chef must have mixed up your order"...
... "Looks like day-old oyster, seaweed and sand omelette"...
... "With a glass of kiddie pool water"...
... he spits out his water...
... Emma asks "Can I get you anything else?"...
... she watches him run out of the DR.
Stone runs past some guests...
... who start laughing at him...
... Stone asks "Is there...like a draft in here?"...
... he looks behind to discover his shorts have a hole in them...
... he runs away...
... Sonny says "Rock stars, today. No class, I tells ya".
Stone checks his other shorts, to discover they too have holes in them...
... he sits on the bed and notices a lump under the blankets...
... and discovers Armpit...
... he screams...
... and runs out of his room after getting sprayed.
Armpit walks back to the Kahuna "Come here, Armpit. Time to go home"...
Kahuna picks up Armpit.
... Fin tells The Kahuna "Thanks for the skunk, Kahuna." The Kahuna tells Fin "Hope you know what you're doin'"...
... "Armpit isn't comfortable being a mercenary".
Fin tells Emma "Tonight, we finish this thing"...
... Emma tells Fin "This is one concert Stone Seabreeze will never forget".
Reef and his crew face-off against Ripper, Lance and Ty...
... they try to intimidate each other...
... Johnny drops his board onto his feet when he tries to show off...
... Ty laughs at him...
... Lance makes a kissing face at Snack Shack...
... who then runs away from Lance.
They surf to keep Chillaxland...
... whild Reef surfs to win it.
Johnny tries to stand...
... but Lance drops in on him...
... causing him to fall.
Snack Shack sits on the beach.
Wipeout paddles out to the waves...
... but meets some dolphins.
Johnny tries to keep his balance...
... but Ripper leaves a present for him...
... which the smell of causes him to faint.
The dolphins have fun tossing Wipeout around.
Snack Shack moves onto playing cards.
Johnny walks back onto the shore...
... follwed by Wipeout.
Snack Shack continues to play with his cards...
Reef arrives...
... Ripper says "See ya tonight for your chum dinner, ladies"...
... Reef tells his crew "You chumps! I told you to bring your A-game"...
... Johnny tells him "That was our...A-game"...
... Snack Shack asks "Did we start yet?".
Broseph says "Lo, check it out"...
... Lo says "What? Stone Seabreeze website?", Broseph tells her "Wait for it"...
... Stone's website says "Hey, I'm Stone Seabreeze and I cheat on my girlfriend. Peace!"...
... Lo tells him "Who did that?"...
... he tells her "Fin and Emma had the idea, Johnny hacked the site, but I did the voice"...
... he says "Sounds just like the cheater, huh?". Lo runs off saying "No!"...
... Broseph says "No? Oh, thought it was pretty good - bang on, actually".
Lo tells Emma and Lo "Look, guys, I know you're torturing Stone for cheating on me"...
... "but he's learned his lesson, OK?".
Stone runs past saying "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"...
... Fin says "Now, how did those lobsters get in the hot tub?"...
... Lo tells them "Guys! I'm serious!"...
... Fin says "OK, Lo, if you say so, we'll stop"...
... Lo walks away...
... Fin adds "After tonight"...
... Emma says "No-one messes with the Sunset Beach girls"...
... Stone continues to run around "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!".
Lo tells herself "OK, no harm, no foul. Stone leaves tomorrow, in one piece, and I'm in the clear"...
... Broseph asks her "Yo, Lo, you comin' to the Stone Seabreeze show?"...
... Lo says "Er, no. It's too still painful to see him"...
... "Embarrassing, almost"...
... Broseph tells her "Too bad. I saw Fin and Emma rolling a barrel of fish guts backstage"...
... "Gonna be some seriously epic revenge"...
... Lo says "Oh, no!".
The Stage where Stone is about to perform...
... Fin and Emma prepare to drop the fish guts onto Stone...
... Fin says "So, as soon as he starts singing, we fish head him"...
... Emma says "Let's see how well he sings with a mouthful of chum"...
... Lo tells them "You guys have to stop this! Stone is innocent"...
... Emma says "Lo, you're in too deep with this bum"...
... "You're blind to his evil ways"...
... Fin tells her "Don't worry, we are going to make him pay".
Kahuna introduces Stone to the audience "Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only... ..Stone Seabreeze!"...
... Stone walks onto the stage...
... Lo runs up to him saying "I won't let you do this!"...
... he tells her "Hey, if you don't like my singing, just don't come to the show"...
... she tells him "Not you - them!", pointing to Fin and Emma...
... Fin tells Lo "Move! He's getting what he deserves"...
... Emma adds "Yeah! Who gives a girl a commitment necklace and then cheats on her?"...
... Stone says "Huh? What the heck is a commitment necklace?"...
... Fin says "Nice try, player. No-one cheats on our BFF"...
... Lo tells everyone "I have... ..an announcement to make"...
... Stone calls for security...
... she says "I never dated Stone Seabreeze"...
... "He's not my boyfriend. He doesn't even know me. I made it all up"...
... Stone says "Whoa! These two have been ruining my life because they thought we were dating?"...
... Lo says "I'm sorry. It was just...so cool to be your girlfriend - even if I was only your fake girlfriend -"...
... "because you're the deal, dude"...
... Stone tells her "Look, I guess your friends were just being loyal"...
... "If they promise to stop trying to kill me, then we're cool, OK?"...
... they say "OK. Group hug"...
... Fin ties up the rope to the bucket of fish guts...
... then joins them on the stage...
... where they hug Stone.
Bummer says "What is going on here? Resort employees on the stage. Strikes aplenty coming"...
... they quickly leave the stage when they see Bummer arrive...
... Bummer talks to the crowd "So sorry for the delay. Ha-ha. The show will resume very shortly.
The rope holding the bucket of fish guts unties...
... causing the bucket of fish guts to fall...
... onto Bummer...
... he yells "STRIKE!".
They prepare to eat a bucket of chum...
... Ripper says "Bon appetit, losers"...
... "Enjoy your first and last meal in Chillaxland"...
... Reef says Remember, dudes, we're a crew, a band of brothers, and no amount of chum can break our bond"...
... "Am I right?", his crew replies with "Yeah!".
Ripper, Lance and Ty chant "Chomp the chum! Chomp the chum!"...
... Reef says "Come on, now. Let's show these jerks how a real crew rolls"...
... "All together now..."
... they smell the chum...
... including Wipeout...
... The ground starts to rumble...
... they jump up to see what it causing it...
... Bummer drives a bulldozer into Chillaxland and says...
"Party's over, lollygaggers!"
Bummer adds "And so is your... ..precious Chillaxland. You guys have been skipping shifts, all week"...
... "Now, move! I am turning this paradise into a parking lot".
They watch as Bummer destroys Chillaxland.
Reef says "On second thought, you guys can have the place"...
... Reef's crew follow his actions...
... they all throw the buckets of chum away...
... Reef yells out "SUCKERS!"...
... while Bummer continues to destroy Chillaxland.
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