|Job:||Spy for Captain Ron|
|Relationships:||Bummer (revealed to be a scam)|
Chrissy is a guest at the hotel. Bummer falls in love with her, but he won't ask her out, because it would violate his "No Dating the Guests" rule. The groms decide to play matchmakers with Chrissy and Bummer. It soon turns out that she is a spy for Captain Ron, who told her to take pictures of how disgusting the resort is.
- (500) Days of Bummer (only appearance)